PLANT A PIG PROGRAM

2010 17:03:57 -0700

DOESN'T SOMEONE HAVE FRIENDS IN NEW YORK CITY? GOTTA' GET THIS MESSAGE TO THEM.
I love Texans... they are so clever.

HELLO FROM TEXAS!
TEXANS CAN CONTRIBUTE A LOT TO THIS EFFORT!
Plant A Pig Program
Please donate to your local "Plant A Pig Foundation" today. Not tax deductible, but well worth the effort.
In Seville, Spain, some local people found a way to stop the construction of another mosque in their town. They buried a pig on the site, making sure this would be known by the local press. Islamic rules forbid erecting a Mosque on "pig soiled ground". The Muslims had to cancel the project... this land had been sold to them by government officials... No protests were needed by the local people... and it worked!!
Not dummies... the Spaniards. They found a solution!!! No protests needed!
In Texas they have an over abundance of feral pigs. They could send them all over the country and just plant them everywhere! After all, contaminated soil would surely drift and they could create new job programs by having soil testers to determine where contaminated soil existed. Of course, high on the mountain tops of the Rockies or other mountain ranges they might find some uncontaminated soil, but then, building a mosque there would pose some problems. Americans... put on your thinking caps and let’s find a solution to this problem of a spreading menace to the American way of life! If pigs are the answer, let’s do it!
Your Committee for the Betterment of America
Let’s keep this going... send it on!